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Nov 2012
Nov 2012
Recently, some Giant Idiot (a US Rep, I’m pretty sure) said he figures the earth is 9,000 years old.
We’re God’s creation, correct? Made in God’s own image, and God has existed for eternity, and God shall continue to exist infinitely, correct?
Answer me one question: What was God doing for the last countless billions of billions of years before he slapped the earth together? Playing solitaire?
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Nov 2012
Nov 2012
The ultimate source for all things righteous and true about giving thanks, National Review, has someone who took issue with President Obama’s Thanksgiving Proclamation. Read it, it’ll only hurt for a minute, it’s a very short article.
Here’s my answer, all snark fully intentional, and, you’ll notice, MUCH longer than the article itself:
There are a number of ideas, beliefs, and turns of phrase I could take issue with in this article. I’ll try to cover them all with a few of my own, and see if it adds-up as dissent, [ ... ]
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Jun 2012
Jun 2012
“You’ll have to pry MY RIGHTS from my cold, dead vagina…” (copyright 2012)
Category: Beyond Politics, Crimes Against Humanity, Human Rights, Michigan Politics, Pithy Or Pissy, Politics - National, Politics That Matter, Uncategorized, War On Women
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Apr 2012
Apr 2012
“The GOP has become an insurgent outlier in American politics.”
http://wapo.st/Ik3HdF
Category: Pithy Or Pissy, Politics - National, Politics That Matter, Wingnut Chronicles
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Apr 2012
Apr 2012
I’m Frothy the Snowman, I have very little grasp of facts!
I raise my nose, tell you what I knows, doesn’t matter if it’s true!
Then one day, during the games I play, Rachael Maddow came to say…
That thing you said, that American History is dead, is B-S, more or less!
OH, Frothy’s new snowjob, is that he didn’t mean quite THAT!
A survey course, in Western Civ (of course) was the point of his discourse!
Pooooor Frothy the Snowman, lost his head again this way!
When Maddow proved, in a second or two, that it’s bunk (AGAIN), todaaay!
Category: Campaign Politics, Ethics, Pithy Or Pissy, Politics - National, Uncategorized, Whistling Poots, Wingnut Chronicles
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Mar 2012
Mar 2012
Via:
In a 1993 television broadcast, Limbaugh put on screen a picture of Socks the White House cat. He asked, “Did you know there’s a White House dog?” He then put up a picture of 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton.
Limbaugh said in 1994 that first lady Hillary Clinton had a “testicle lockbox” at the White House and represented “the worst characteristics of women, totally controlling, not soft and cuddly, not sympathetic, not patient. Demanding, domineering Nurse Ratched kind of thing.”
Limbaugh has long referred to the National Organization for Women as the National Alliance of [ ... ]
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Mar 2012
Mar 2012
Category: Pithy Or Pissy, Politics - National, Whistling Poots, Wingnut Chronicles
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Nov 2011
Nov 2011
UPDATE 12.54PM ET (Please submit any corrections to @Aqua_Buddah)
Mr. One Percent posed the question, here are some answers.
“Have You Ever Heard of Anybody Great That’s Come Out of the 99 Percent?” ( http://dlvr.it/y7N5j via ThePoliticalCarnival.net #TPC)
Actually, Yes:
Dr Jonas Salk
Babe Ruth
Hank Aaron
Steve Jobs
Frank Sinatra
Elvis Presley
Chuck Yeager
“Buzz” Aldrin
Ghandi
Tuskegee Airmen
Barack Obama
Abraham Lincoln
Alexander Hamilton
George Washington Carver
Bill Clinton
Dr. Alexander Fleming
Benjamin Franklin
Omar Bradley
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Wright Brothers
Dr. Vivien Thomas
Andrew Carnegie
Nikola Tesla
George Westinghouse
Harry Truman
Sam Walton
Henry Ford
99% of everyone that ever put on a military uniform
Category: Beyond Politics, Occupy Wall Street, Pithy Or Pissy, Politics That Matter, We Are The 99 Percent
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Nov 2011
Nov 2011
#FUGOP: Top Reasons For Saying FU GOP!!!
Endless lies regarding their failed policies
Mindless obstruction of every Obama intiative, even the ones they support
Waging Class Warfare in naked attempt to please moronic #RWNJ base
@DarrellIssa
@EricCantor
@SpeakerBoehner
@AllenWest
Every #GOP candidate for POTUS, except perhaps Jon Huntsman.
Every damn other #GOP miscreant you can think of.
Thank you, #GOP, for your bald-faced attempt to steal our right to vote, our fiscal security, 2 wars, and no #jobs. Oh. I meant #FUGOP.
Category: Campaign Politics, Pithy Or Pissy, Politics - National, We Are The 99 Percent
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Jan 2011
Jan 2011
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